If I had a band, it would be called:
honesty - attack! attack!
When I die, my headstone will say:
it's an amateur night at the appollo creed - cobra starship
At my wedding, in my vows I will say:
anything can happen in the next half hour - enter shikari
If i could kill someone, I would kill them with:
gotta find you - joe jonas
When I leave high school, I will be most rremembered for:
monkey wrench - foo fighters
When my boy/girlfriend makes me mad I tell him/her:
shutthefuckuppercut - the blackout.. LMFAO! that is genius.
When I party I like to:
ice ice baby - vanilla ice
When People send me annoying forwards, i scream:
we be burnin' - sean paul
When I go out, people look at me and think to themselves:
28000 friends - eoghan quigg
When hanging out with friends, we like to:
just friends - jonas brothers
This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say:
hold up - chris brown
Then you get up and get in the shower and sing:
keep holding on - avril lavigne
When you cant find your favorite shirt, you yell:
stop this song! - paramore
After getting dressed you go downstairs and:
nobody's home - avril lavigne
You then get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say:
pop punk is soooooo '05 - cobra starship
The bus already left. You curse and scream:
movies - alien ant farm
So now you have to walk to school. The Populars drive by you and say:
wall - enter shikari
You reply angrily:
no place to run - gym class heroes
They drive off and scream:
my friends over you - new found glory
You try to cross the street, but can't because of a car wreck. You say:
return to energiser - enter shikari
You go in the store and ask the clerk:
feel good inc - gorillaz
He replies:
troublemaker - akon
You give him a strange look and say:
the city is at war - cobra starship
Then you get some chips, but you cant find your money. You mumble:
beautiful - akon
The clerk says:
guilty as charged - gym class heroes
You angrily walk out of the store saying:
theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet - panic! at the disco
So... You go to the Starbucks across the street and a lady asks you:
live forever (fly with me) - gym class heroes
To which you say:
tomorrow - avril lavigne
...When your cellphone rings. It's your friend. She says:
you've made your bed - youmeatsix
You tell her:
riot - three days grace
So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell:
invincible - muse
People start to think you have problems, so you tell them:
dance wiv me - dizzee rascal
The man at the counter tells you:
i hate everything about you - three days grace
So you say:
fixed eyes - enter shikari
You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream:
sugar we're going down - fall out boy
When you get away, you say:
don't stop - innerpartysystem
You finally get to school: Teacher wants to know why you're late.
closer - neyo
She don't believe you. So you tell her:
live a little - gym class heroes
She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks:
i'm like a lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off - fall out boy
So you reply:
snuff - slipknot
He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you:
miss independant - neyo
Then sends you to detention. You mumble:
i will always love you - katie bruknell
You meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you:
lottery - chris brown
You look at her in horror and tell her:
15 steps - radiohead
Then move to the other side of the class. She Yells:
thats just the way we roll - jonas brothers
There are people in the back trying to sing. It's really bad. You tell them:
ouch - ndubz
They get mad and say:
step up - enter shikari
You fall asleep. When you wake up, it's 4:00. You look around and say:
i'm so sick - flyleaf
You ask the teacher why he didn;t wake you up, and he says:
never wanted to dance - mindless self indulgence
You run home and tell your mum where you've been. She thinks you're lying. You try and tell her:
hoodoo - muse
But she don't wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say:
smile for the paparizzi - cobra starship
So she yells back:
bitches - mindless self indulgence
You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell:
gap in the fence - enter shikari
Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts:
i don't care - fall out boy
You get mad and say:
peace sign/index down - gym class heroes
Then he/she says:
ur so gay - katy perry
You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:
from now on.. - attack! attack!
Your mom thinks your going crazy, so she says:
crazy - simple plan
You look at her crazy, then walk away saying:
enter shikari - enter shikari
She throws a frying pan at you and you scream:
shake it - metro station
She yells Back:
this aint a scene, its an arms race - fall out boy
So you storm upp to your room again and say:
she left me - go:audio
Then you get in the shower and sing:
jizz in my pants - lonely island
Then before you go to bed you pray that:
i slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was a stupid song written about me - fall out boy










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. Suki da yo .
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"If our own lives aren't directly affected, then it don't need to be corrected?
How fucking cute is our ignorance?"
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"If our own lives aren't directly affected, then it don't need to be corrected?
How fucking cute is our ignorance?"
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"If our own lives aren't directly affected, then it don't need to be corrected?
How fucking cute is our ignorance?"
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